We aren’t Clever

December 16th, 2011

But I’ll tell you what is!!

The Clever Brewer from Abid.

A short story:

One day French Press was enjoying a fantastic cup of Mud Bay Coffee at the local Mud Bay Coffee.

French Press heard the door open and felt the cool breeze that followed (It is Washington after all. Did you think it would be a warm breeze?). Slightly irritated, it turned to see who might be interrupting it’s perfectly enjoyable moment browsing the internet on Mud Bay Coffee’s free Wi-Fi by opening the door when it’s attention was grabbed by what had just walked through the door. It was mesmerized by the shapely creature who graced the doorway. It’s eyes followed the shapely creature all the way to the counter where it too ordered an amazing cup of Mud Bay Coffee. Unable to unglue it’s eyes from that which now graced the counter, words were not forthcoming (picture a slack-jawed imbecile expression). This creature was known to many as Melitta the pour-over brewer. Melitta sauntered to it’s chair unaware of the adoring eyes of French Press and began to enjoy it’s cup of Mud Bay Coffee (in one of the new mugs!!). After a number of unsuccessful attempts to stand up and breathe, French Press finally mustered the courage to go talk to Melitta. Folks…there were fireworks. The love was immediate and in the end, the relationship produced offspring. They stood cooing over their new bundle of joy and thought for some time about what they would name their caffeine-inducing spawn. Finally they came to a conclusion. They would name it “Clever”. (Sound of hearts melting with immense joy) Awwww.

Come meet Clever and see what happens when you mix a French Press and a Pour-over cone brewer. You get a $14

You need one of these

brewer that produces an amazing cup of Mud Bay Coffee to fill your new Mud Bay Coffee Roasting mug. That is what you get. Get it?